Pyramid Of Health Chords & Tabs

by Viagra Boys

[Content]
please use the barre chords below =]
A - 335553
C - 335343
B - 113331
D - 668886
E - 688766

[Verse]
A       C          B                     
Hangin' out with a camera down my throat,
            A                C                
they say my stomach's nearly fried from eating
B                       
cigarettes for breakfast
A      C        B               
But if I follow seven easy steps
  A              C    
I might avoid my death
    B                
the pyramid of health
A C B A C B

[Verse]
A          C                B               
So come on down, bring your sacrificial goat
          A                   C                
and don't forget to wear your feathers and your
B                    
silly little necklace
A        C              B                   
Get real high, with the shrimp up in the sky
              A                C    
and you'll no longer fear your death
    B                
the pyramid of health

[Chorus]
A                         D             
Stood on a mountain and I turned to dust
E                                      
Little green worm said it wasn't enough
      A                     D          
So he turned me back into a bag of meat
E                                  
Gave me a liquor from a nearby tree
          A                           D               
He said, "Drink this sludge and you'll see what I mean
E                                  
Pyramid of health is in everythin'"
A                     D          
Turned me back into a bag of meat
    E                                 
The pyramid of health is in everything
A C B A C B

[Verse]
A       C          B               
Hangin' round in a desert on a boat
           A             C               
Some guy's yelling in my ear about eating
B                         
cactuses for breakfast and
A        C      B               
And if I follow seven easy steps
         A             C    
I'll see visions of my death
    B                
The pyramid of health

[Chorus]
A                         D             
Stood on a mountain and I turned to dust
E                                      
Little green worm said it wasn't enough
      A                     D          
So he turned me back into a bag of meat
E                                  
Gave me a liquor from a nearby tree
       A                            D              
Said, "Drink this sludge and you'll see what I mean
E                                  
Pyramid of health is in everythin'"
      A                         D           
So I looked up in the sky and I saw it clear
    E                                          
The world we live in isn't shaped like a sphere
       A                     D              
It's a shape of a pyramid or so l've learned
       E                                          
By the liquid I was given by the little green worm

[Outro]
ADE                                       
(Stood on a mountain and I turned to dust)
ADE                                      
(Little green worm said it wasn't enough)
ADE                                       
(Stood on a mountain and I turned to dust)
ADE                                      
(Little green worm said it wasn't enough)
A D E A D E