Welcome To The Internet Chords & Tabs

by Bo Burnham

[Version Description]
Strumming Patterns:
Main Pattern (tempo variable):
BPM: 130
Denominator: 8
Triplet: No
Measures: [2, 101, 2, 101, 2, 101, 2, 101]

[Verse 1]
Dm                                          
Welcome to the internet. Have a look around.
Gm                                                     
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found.
          F                                             
We've got mountains of content. Some better, some worse.
   A7                                                  
If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first.

[Verse 2]
Dm                                            
Welcome to the internet. Come and take a seat.
          Gm                                              
Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet.
        F                                             
There's no need to panic. This isn't a test (huh huh).
 A7                                               
Just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest.

[Verse 3]
Dm                                             
Welcome to the internet. What would you prefer.
          Gm                                                    
Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur.
   F                                      
Be happy. Be horny. Be bursting with rage.
A7                                       
We got a million different ways to engage

[Verse 4]
Dm                                            
Welcome to the internet. Put your cares aside.
         Gm                                                       
Here's a tip for straining pasta. Here's a nine-year-old who died.
       F                                       
We got movies, and doctors, and fantasy sports.
      A7                                                                            
And a bunch of colored pencil drawings of all the characters of harry potter fucking
Dm        
eachother.

[Verse 5]
Welcome to the internet. Hold on to your socks.
         Gm                                                 
'cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock.
         F                                             
They are grainy and off-putting. He just sent you more.
A7                                                  
Dont act surprised. You know you like it, you whore.

[Verse 6]
Dm                                             
See a man beheaded. Get offended, see a shrink.
        Gm                                                         
Show us pictures of your children. Tell us every thought you think.
        F                                                     
Start a rumor, buy a broom or send a death threat to a boomer.
   A7                                                         
Or DM a girl and groom her. Do a Zoom or find a tumor in your-

[Verse 7]
Dm                                                          
Here's a healthy breakfast option. You should kill your mom.
           Gm                                                    
Here's why women never fuck you. Here's how you can build a bomb.
      F                                           
Which Power Ranger are you? Take this quirky quiz.
 A7                           A7   Gm   F    E     Dm   
Obama sent the immigrants. To vac- cin- ate- your- kids.

[Chorus]
         Dm                                         
Could I interest you in everything, all of the time?
  Gm                                        
A little bit of everything. All of the time.
F                                         
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime.
A7*
Anything and everything. All of the time.
         Dm                                         
Could I interest you in everything, all of the time?
  Gm                                        
A little bit of everything. All of the time.
F                                         
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime.
A7*
Anything and everything. All of the time.

[Interlude]
Dm C Bb A7

[Verse 8]
Dm        C                     Bb  A7
You know, it wasn't always like this
Dm       C       
Not very long ago
Bb               A7  
Just before your time
Dm           C              
Right before the towers fell
Bb       A7
Circa '99

[Verse 9]
         Gm        
This was catalogues
 Dm         
Travel blogs
A7             Dm 
A chat room or two
            Gm        Dm              
We set our sights and spent our nights
A7     C7
Waiting

[Bridge 1]
    Fmaj7
For you
Dm7
You
  Gm7      C7 
Insatiable you
      Fmaj7            Dm7
Mommy let you use her iPad
Gm7             C7 
You were barely two
Dm          Dmmaj7/C#
And it did all the things
   Dm7/C          Bb
We designed it to do

[Interlude]
    Bb         
Now look at you
    C          
Oh, look at you
D  
You

[Bridge 2]
Gmaj7 Em7
You
  Am7         D7      
Unstoppable, watchable
     Gmaj7              Em7         
Your time is now. Your inside's out.
Am7            D7  
Honey, how you grew
Em         Emmaj7/D#
And if we stick together
    Em7/D            A 
Who knows what we'll do
       C            D 
It was always the plan
           B7             C  
To put the world in your hand
Em Em/B EmEm/B
(laughing)

[Chorus]
         Em                                         
Could I interest you in everything, all of the time?
  Am                                 
A bit of everything. All of the time.
G                                         
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime.
B7*
Anything and everything. All of the time.
         Em                                         
Could I interest you in everything, all of the time?
  Am                                        
A little bit of everything. All of the time.
G                                         
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime.
B7                     
Anything and everything
B7                         
And anything and everything
B7                         
And anything and everything
N.C
And all of the time