Your New Boyfriend Chords & Tabs

by Wilbur Soot

[Version Description]
Strumming Patterns:
Main Pattern:
BPM: 208
Denominator: 8
Triplet: No
Measures: [1, 202, 1, 101, 202, 101, 1, 101]
Intro:
BPM: 104
Denominator: 8
Triplet: No
Measures: [1, 202, 202, 202, 202, 202, 202, 202, 1, 202, 202, 202, 202, 202, 202, 202, 1, 202, 202, 202, 202, 202, 202, 202, 1, 203, 202, 202, 202, 202, 202, 202]
Verse main pattern:
BPM: 104
Denominator: 8
Triplet: No
Measures: [1, 203, 202, 202, 202, 202, 202, 202]
How on earth could I be saved (play once):
BPM: 104
Denominator: 8
Triplet: No
Measures: [1, 202, 202, 202, 202, 202, 202, 202, 203, 202, 202, 202, 202, 202, 202, 202, 1, 203, 202, 202, 202, 202, 202, 202, 1, 202, 202, 202, 1, 202, 202, 202]
Capo 3
F#m11: 2x220x
* = strum once
~ = let ring

[Intro]
E ~ E7 ~ A ~ Am*

[Verse]
E*
Life isn't quite what I thought I'd be
G#*
When I was a kid on VOIP
  C#m                     
I thought when I get older
A ~          Am ~
I'd marry her, I told her
E*
Now I'm 26 and I  work in an office
G#*
9 til 5's not the best, I'll be honest
C#m                             
If I could change a single thing
A           Am            F#m11
I'd make it me and not him

[Chorus]
A*                Am*                    E
But he's in your bed, I'm in your Twitch Chat
A*                   Am*                E
I've got the key and he's just a doormat
    A                    Am           
And even though he's got social skills
     E                    E7           
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
A                Am          
Anyway, make the most of him,
      E                   G#            A    Am
Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-oh
F#m                     F#m     
Your new boyfriend's an arsehole
N.C.
Woo!

[Interlude]
| E     | G#    | C#m   | A  Am |
| E     | G#    | C#m   | A  Am |

[Verse]
E*
Yeah, I've met Jared, of course I've met Jared
G#*
The one that took you away from me
C#m                     
You hit it off instantly
A ~                        Am ~
I know, cause you won't stop telling me
E*
I've seen his jawline, shoulders and muscles
G#*
Push against his fashion sense
     C#m                                  
I've thought about what he looks like nude
A*                    Am*
(I'm not gay though)

[Interlude]
E

[Bridge]
      E                     G#
Cause she's living the dream
    C#m                   
Oh, she's living the dream
     A                 Am       
From back when we were seventeen
E                     G#
She's living the dream
    C#m                   
Oh, she's living the dream
A*                Am*
From back when we were seventeen
E ~
How on earth can I be saved?
N.C.
When I'm one click away from insane
C#m                        
I just think that I deserve
A ~                Am ~
A little bit of what I earned
E*
I'm not gonna make another scene
G#*
the one I made when I was 23
          C#m                        A
Means I'm not allowed in Disney World

[Chorus]
A*                   Am*                    E
But he's in your bed and I'm in your Twitch Chat
A*                   Am*                E
I've got the key and he's just a doormat
       A                    Am           
'Cause even though he's got social skills
     E                        E7       
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
A                Am         
Anyway, make the most of him
      E                   G#            A    Am
Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-oh
F#m                      F#m    
Your new boyfriend's an arsehole

[Interlude]
| E     | G#    | C#m   | A  Am |

[Outro]
  E                       G#
I think about you everyday
   C#m                  A    Am
So how on earth can I be saved
  E                       G#   
I think about him a lot as well
C#m                       A    Am
Maybe if he wasn't fine as hell
             E     
Cause you're beauty
       G#       
And you're grace
      C#m                  A          Am   
Your telephone calls are my favourite place
E             G#       
I want you to notice me
C#m                 A     Am              E     
With no restraining order please (Jason Derulo!)
              G#  
I want you to care
C#m                 A    Am
I want to smell your hair
E*